Since 1965, Godolkin University has trained some of the smartest superheroes the world has ever known, including three current members of the Seven. The university continues to offer support to all students.

The Mental Health Hotline at Godolkin Univeristy aims to remind students that they are not alone. Staff are specially trained to deal with the emotional needs of superheroes.

The Think Brink Foundation is organising a huge charity gala at Godolkin University. With champagne and a moving tribute film for Professor Brinkerhoff, pictures can be taken with the biggest superheroes.

Godolkin University Police are appealing for witnesses to find the person who vandalised the Polarity Statue in the genital area last night, in front of the Anti-Crime Unit.

The night before, Incredible Steve attends an off-campus party where he loses his penis. He would like it back, so his family is offering a $10,000 reward for its return, no questions asked.

Godolkin University's School of Crime Fighting announces a new course: The Psychology of Supervillains. Analysing the best-known example of a supervillain, Soldier Boy, the course investigates what makes a superhero go over to the side of evil.